You know what stinks. Everything. There are 2 good smells, and a million stinky ones. What a horrible joke on the nose. Just drive down the road and whiff in the horrible smell that is everywhere. Look at the pretty factory - what do they make there, smells like diarrhea. Did someone run over a skunk? No that isn’t a skunk, my co pilot had Taco bell for lunch…dear lord – I think my eyes are stating to water. 
- The guy on the treadmill next to me
- Farm fields in the Spring time
- Dead Fish on the Shore
- Potpourri
- Adding fractions
- Gasoline (it’s a good stink)
- Dog Breath
- Dog Crap (bet they stink on the inside too)
- The Yankees
- People who tell you their opinions, when you didn’t ask.
Things that Smell good:
- Blue berry muffins
- Lilac
- The small of napalm in the morning
Dogs have 1 million smell cells per nostril and their smell cells are 100 times larger than humans! An ant is able to carry an object weighing up to 25 times as much as its own body. An Elephant and defecate 200 pounds at a time. All pale in comparison to us, Humans- we have opposing thumbs (but then again so do Chimpanzees and Raccoons). We’ll humans have ‘the bomb’.
Guess it is us that stinks; for everyone.
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